-flu
-zits
-computer stolen from work
-near car accident due to excessive snow
-going broke
-turned down for job
-insomnia
god damnit. anyway that's why i haven't been online much. well the zits didn't have much to do with it but the flu did. SAD SAD SAD.
somebody cheer me up.
am looking forward to boyfriend coming down today and the Oscars on sunday (everyone pray for Keira plz). and how does everyone like =TheWritt's new devID?
STUPIDVAGINA
Devious Comments
I've always wanted to say '[adjective] much?' because it's such an americanism. way I see it anyway.
being sick is a good excuse to sleep till past noon. and let's face it I haven't had an excuse for it for months.
anyway don't infect your boyfriend.
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but, mainly, Stay Classy
it's is an americanism, but it's more of a west coast thing. nobody i know says it in real life. people on tv say it a lot for some reason.
i was out sick yesterday but i couldn't sleep so i watched my new copy of Pride and Prejudice.
i am totally infecting him so i can have some miserable company. thank you, you too.
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when she walked, her knees cracked like a pick-up truck driving full-force over a deer carcass.
~stupidvagina
2. don't leave your bed except for the obvious.
3. leave on your sleeping dress all day.
4. have yourself some hot cocoa with butter cookies.
5. fruits. fruitsfruitsfruitsfruits ! fruits !
6. watch semi-old tv series. i prefer "alf" because willie rules the shit. plus he's a styling god. if "alf" won't do for you, then try anything good enough to make you feel comfortable.
7. don't use the shower. way too exhausting.
8. don't shave (well, at least that's what i do...
9. keep handkerchiefs close. (bless you!)
10. do you really say "handkerchiefs" in 'merica ? sounds strange.
11. let your body take its time to reload its batteries. and this sounds like an old man. an old hippie man. oh my fuck.
12. see 1.
get well soon.
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Don't let your dreamers grow up to be dead men. Drown us at birth, save her some time. - Every Time I Die, "Floater"
and how 'bout them spirit awards eh?
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the trajectory hums.
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Read THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE by JOHN HODGEMAN. That cheered me up last week.
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rS
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when she walked, her knees cracked like a pick-up truck driving full-force over a deer carcass.
~stupidvagina
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when she walked, her knees cracked like a pick-up truck driving full-force over a deer carcass.
~stupidvagina
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